Not a Successful Dictator

thedoctorsbadger:

smitinginyourgeneraldirection:

thedoctorsbadger:

my tongue is still burned from yesterday. Damn you, hot tea! Catherine, Punroop, do your tongues have callouses from drinking tea this hot daily?

It’s actually a little-known superpower. It only seems lame until you want to drink tea.

I bow down to your superpowerliness! I did not realize the greatness of this until yesterday.

Wait, how did you acquire a superpower? Did you write to some obscure god without me!?

I drank the tears of my enemies. And then I drank a lot of tea. Gods may have been invoked, but that part’s a bit hazy.

thedoctorsbadger:

my tongue is still burned from yesterday. Damn you, hot tea! Catherine, Punroop, do your tongues have callouses from drinking tea this hot daily?

It’s actually a little-known superpower. It only seems lame until you want to drink tea.

tinytinysquid:

webslinging:

blackronswanson:

THE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT TIGGERS IS TIGGERS WILL FUCK UP YOUR MORNING JOG

#their tops are made out of rubber their bottoms are made out of springs and their hearts are full of FUCK YOU

This forever and ever. I wish to do this in the summer.

nestofstraightlines:

I figured I might as well mark this inaugural post of my foray into Tumblr with something of tremendous stupidity. Thus!

Commander Sam Vimes is Ironhead (I was also considering Copperman or Stoneface).

Captain Carrot Ironfounderson is Captain Ankh-Morpork And Its Supporting Rural Environs.

Sergeant Detritus is The Incredible Splatter. It’s like a Hulk, only splattier.

Sergeant Fred Colon is Wowhawk, expert marksman whose arrows seek out dragons’ voonerables even - no especially - if it’s a million-to-one shot.

Captain Angua Von Uberwold is Blonde Wolf. She spends a lot of her time pissed off, not least because somehow ‘Blonde Wolf’ fails somehow to sound as sexy and mysterious as ‘Black Widow’ or ‘Scarlet Witch’.

Sergeant Cheery Littlebottom is (sorry) Phwoar.

They are brought together by the shadowy Havelock Vetinari, Agent of W.A.T.C.H. (probably) to protect the Disc from threats the like of which it has never - well, yet another cataclysmic threat, anyway.


The background elements which are stock, and the Tower of Art belongs to Jack Saxon.

lokii-d:

twinarmaget-it-on:

ybfan666:

magicbunni:

pwennies:

whatisagorman:

for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse

he also did it with a giant and she had three children- A giant fucking snake, A giant fucking dog, and an zombie chick

He’s very open-minded.

Or very open-legged.

wh

whoever made this, i love you.

tenlittlebullets:

amine-eyes:

Fic. Now. Please

Turtles all the way down!